Watching: 2 minutes, 27 seconds. That is the exact moment watching Vampires Suck became utterly unbearable and my Worst Movies of All Time quest hit its first major obstacle.
I know humor is subjective more than any other form of entertainment, but surely someone in the few weeks it took to make this, among the hundreds of production crew and actors, someone pointed out that the script wasn't funny? It gets to a point where it just staggers belief that something like Vampires Suck could ever be made, and yet people will watch this and more of its kind will be made in the future and it's not that it's awful because God knows I can watch and even enjoy awful movies, it's that it's awful and it isn't funny. There were hundreds of people involved in making this and I refuse to believe that not one of them had one funny anecdote or joke about the supernatural among them. Vampires Suck is beyond being a bad movie it is a statistical and logical impossibility whose existence cannot be proven with science.
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