I can't afford lube, I just use my tears

Obvious balloon space is obvious.
I am also now willing to admit that I am the only person who thought that the cover to Astonishing X-Men 50

is much, much more gay than the cover to Astonishing X-Men 51, which is a feat given that Astonishing X-Men 51 has an actual gay wedding on it.

When you find yourself not impressed at all by the Kiss comic, it's best to remember them for what they're actually good at:


I love that song unironically, God help me.  It's fantastic.