You never really know someone until after they're dead - that's something I learned from reading Tom Sawyer and killing people

I haven't really pulled my weight in terms of whoring me and Lee Robson's Babble, so I'll post the new teaser video here seeing as I should probably be doing more than just threatening to kill five puppies for every unsold print copy of the book that remains on Amazon.


And I am not joking about the puppies.  Prevent my cold-blooded puppycaust by buying a loved one a slice of horriffic British-made misery today!