Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Thanks, dad - you're the best pimp I'll ever have



Thanks, Vista.



Hmmm. Low angle is fattening...

Being a typically repentant taig, Lent has rolled around so I've given up beer and nuts, which make up a more significant portion of my diet than is probably healthy. I have a basic routine that sees me swigging heart-threatening levels of fizzy caffeine to dislodge the buzz from the beer that I drink at night to wind down from being so caffeinated, so if anything I have an energy drink problem and the booze is practically medicine.

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

The finest swordsmanship in the universe - it is only appropriate you shall have a taste of it!


Eagle-eyed blog-watchers may notice that Babble's main character wears a Manchester United shirt here, which Lee requested as he's a big Man U fan because he doesn't live in Manchester or care about football. Me, I considered watching it when I saw Youtube videos of a guy they hired to go around kickboxing the crowd when he felt like it, but I discovered this was apparently a bad thing according to the FA, rather than the only thing that would make any sane person pay attention.

Watching:
I likes me some spaceship television, but I have to admit that as regressive, sexist, and aggressively stupid it can often be, 1.22 Its Hour Come Round At Last has the crew face a starship that is basically planets strung together and powered by a sun that shoots black holes and ends with the heroes' ship over-run by furry cannibal rapists, shot in half, and the crew either being raped/eaten or just been blown up by an explosion that's made the already mortally-wounded captain's day worse than it already was and apparently Space Satan is behind it all, so yes, Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda, that is most definately how you do a season finale.





Then I watched the BBC's Outcasts, which is grown-up, politically correct sci-fi "about characters" that is dull as fucking ditchwater. Thanks for raising that bar, Battlestar.

Monday, 7 March 2011

Your dad was wrong about one thing - pain does hurt


Back to work at last, after a non-working weekend that at least saw me stocked up with carbonated caffeine for the inevitable last push on the book. For now I'm back to drawing visual aids to dirty pillow talk for Lee (it's not in the GN or anything, it's just something he wants for himself), so as blog filler and because Al had it up on the internets already so I needn't have been coy, here's Frightening Force, a monstrosity from 2007 that I'd be better off burying or redrawing except I can actually draw backgrounds now so I don't feel as embarrassed as I otherwise might.


Script: Al Ewing
Art: Me
Horrible lettering: also me

Friday, 4 March 2011

imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists


Ah, Frightening Force... one of my worst ever drawing efforts, yet paradoxically one of my favorites to read. Why Al Ewing is not making more coin I will never fathom.

Behind schedule on the GN so it looks like a working weekend for me, meaning stocking up on cheap energy drinks (four for a pound from Poundland means they are literally cheaper than water) and half-watching/half-listening to films accrued on my pc hard drive while manfully trying to pretend it is actually work given I both like doing it and no-one pays me anything - the latter unlikely to change anytime soon and the former a tenuous proposition.

To work I go...

Thursday, 3 March 2011

eight tins of sweet f-fuckin' oblivion


I think there is actually a Zombieland rule somewhere after "zombies don't run" and "it is no reflection on me but I should probably concede that Scott Pilgrim is a character served best through an actor capable of a wider emotional range" that reads something like "do not fuck with Geordie women after dark." At least, that's how I imagine it in my head where Zombieland is a much better film.

Reading:

Getting up to issue 47 of my slog through the entire publishing history of early 90s Marvel Spider-Man redux Darkhawk, I find the teenagers unrecognizable, as there's nothing here to hint at the prevalent cultural ephemera of the 90s. Usually it's 'current' references that are the first thing to date a comic, like Spider-Man meeting John Belushi (he's the dead one, right? I think he's the dead one) and the Beatles, or Flash Thompson "giving Charlie what for" with a tour in 'Nam, but there's nothing in Darkhawk like that. The main character makes a reference to Die Hard in an issue that - I kid you not - later got ripped off by Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but apart from that the confused and identity-starved main character never comes across the recruitment for Gulf War 1 that took off in US high schools when the military started pitching themselves as an alternative to college rather than Uncle Sam's diplomatic arm, and the script doesn't mention RATM or Nirvana or the usual musical suspects that come to mind when I think of those years, although I did spot a reference to the 1991 Flash tv series because I am a massive nerd. A decent enough comic so far, Darkhawk does suffer slightly from swinging about wildly in terms of story direction and tends to introduce new plot elements abruptly - his never-before mentioned girlfriend suddenly appearing out of nowhere several issues into the series, for example - but it has an interesting protagonist motivated by a mix of confusion and social responsibility rather than the typical superhero raison d'etre of guilt or vengeance to set it apart from Marvel's supposed once-a-decade reinvention of Spider-Man. Danny Fingeroth gives us good angst and adds the odd subtlety to proceedings that isn't often credited to the character, while the art is a bit of a mess across the series but I still like it as most of the trouble stems from the brash colouring choices. For the most part Mike Manley's linework apes the mid-70s Marvel house style derived from John Buscema (more Sal Buscema in appearance, though I like Sal just as much as John) but also adds heavy use of shadow or the occasional curveball like the issue drawn entirely in the style of a Rob Liefeld comic - trust me, this is better in practice than I probably make it sound as Manly can't actually draw badly enough to make the illusion convincing with even three inkers to help him, as he keeps getting his anatomy right or correctly utilizes perspective and shadow - the effect is more reminiscent of Erik Larson when he apes Jack Kirby, though without the outre layouts.
The Boys I had to give up on as the current issue follows on directly from events that happened in a spin-off miniseries, which is probably Garth Ennis doing metacommentary on the cross-pollinating continuity that defined superhero comics for a time (and which has arguably returned of late) and served to drive away new readers. A shame, as The Boys is one of the better superhero comics around. I shall probably try and catch up at some point rather than abandon it entirely.

It doesn't take a horse five hours to clean a pool, you know what I mean?