Friday, 13 May 2016
I love you but I'm embarrassed by the things you believe, do and say
Bigfoot and Wildboy, a show I cannot believe I didn't know existed: an orphan is raised by Bigfoot and they fight forest crime together! Created by Ken Ruby and Joe Spears, who made a ton of awesome cartoons you never really saw if all you owned was an analogue tv in the 1980s, but this one's a live-action effort that's a bit Jungle Book, a bit Incredible Hulk, and a bit Grizzly Adams. God bless you, Internets - and all who sail upon you!
Tuesday, 10 May 2016
Stand firm for what you believe in until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong
It stars Dana Carvey, you guys. On purpose.
Sometimes I wonder what people make of the blog, apart from perhaps that I live in some sort of pop-cultural third world of old shit films and old shit tv shows and - latterly - old sci-fi novels that are actually quite good, occasionally popping in to the blog to screen grab pics of whatever random thing I'm doodling at that day and tell you you all how great that episode of Street Hawk is where he does the turbo hyper jump to spin 360 degrees in mid-air because of course I'm watching Street hawk, too - and I am 70 percent certain I am not imagining the sexual undercurrent of the voice-over man saying "to RRRRRIIIIIDE Street Hawk!" I don't imagine today's post will do much to shake the impression I've worked hard to give.
Monday, 9 May 2016
The monkey is unpredictable - you never know when he's going to demand intercourse
Also decided to start watching Rizzoli & Isles, which was a terrible decision. Stupid, hateful, and often sadistic, it's the kind of show a 13 year-old would create if they found themselves in a writer's room by accident and decided to roll with it like that Guy who wandered into the wrong interview on the BBC that time, only that was fun and didn't leave you hating the world and yourself in that order like Rizzoli & Isles does. The show also describes the theory that criminal behavior is genetic as "scientific", so there's that, too.
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Wednesday, 4 May 2016
God doesn't have children - he's a bachelor, and very angry
Why yes, I am going to watch some Star Trek tonight to mark the occasion. So much good stuff to choose from, yet I am plumping for Fairest of them All, a part of the impressive Star Trek Continues fan-made series that tells the story of the power struggle to control the Evil Enterprise that takes place between Evil Spock and Evil Kirk after the events of the original series episode Mirror Mirror.
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Labels: eat my ass, quick waffle, screen grabs, star trek day
Tuesday, 3 May 2016
I have an Irish imagination which makes the unknown and the untried more terrible than they are
I don't think it's crazy old timey racism, though, so much as "different times" having different sensitivities, as there's some stuff in the rest of the book - which is in the public domain and available to download for free - that hints at a broader respect of human dignity one might not assume to be universal at the time of writing.
I probably should wait until I actually finish these things before offering my opinion on them, really - but hey, I have actually started it before formulating an opinion, so I'm already way ahead of everyone who's seen that new Ghostbusters trailer.
(1) No-one can tell me there isn't a Garth Ennis story somewhere which uses this term as a racial slur.
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