Showing posts with label monday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monday. Show all posts

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

You know the concept of time confuses me

I have to admit, while Nightwing generally doesn't seem to be the kind of comic I'd normally like to read, it has a good inverse-sexism policy going on with the artwork that I approve of heartily.  By which I mean the artist really likes to draw man ass.


 Nice one, DC!  About time a major publisher took this step, though I don't suppose it means anything to anyone outside Northern Ireland that the himbo lead of Nightwing is a dead ringer for Spunky from Mal Coney's gay superhero comic Major Power And Spunky., but I throw it out there anyway.  I don't think this means Dick Grayson in the comics is gay because he's been with ladies - all of them, as far as I can tell - so he's probably just bisexual now - which I imagine is what happens when you run out of ladies but want to keep going.
As for the rest of the comic - the texty bits with story and words, I mean - I think Nightwing is supposed to be Spider-Man now or something like that.  He doesn't seem to get on well with the only woman in the book - hmmm... - and then a man in latex slaps him around and locks him up in a dungeon and forces him to strip on camera... you know, this is going to sound super-weird, but I am pretty sure the aforementioned Major Power and Spunky covered ground like this.

Monday, 15 April 2013

Two minds in one brain leads to suicides and heavy metal bands

I have eventually come to the conclusion that Les Misérables is a terrible film, though it's only taken me about six viewings to do so.
Don't get me wrong, a watch is worthwhile as it is coming down with great material - fantastic songs, great cast, real gusto in the delivery even from the bawdy players like Sacha Cohen - but the source material saves it despite the direction which films every cast member at some point wobbling their chin open-mouthed like they're doing a goldfish impression (if I get a decent video file, you may expect a compilation gif), and at several points painfully misunderstands story, context, and the limitations of a theater production not being something a multi-million-dollar movie has to worry about so much as it has to worry about visual clarity and continuity.  The final scene's flag-waving also changes the meaning of the song being sung at the time from a celebration of forgiveness and repentance to a jingoistic revolutionary standard by dint of how the scene is framed and filmed.  It's all the more confusing as at several times during the film there are obvious changes from the original musical that shift the focus onto just these themes, then the visual direction jumps back to (literal) flag-waving despite that even the script spells out that the event portrayed is not a popular uprising but a failed student revolt, like it's trying to paint a picture of a bunch of George Washingtons and martyrs rather than disaffected middle class rabble, and like I say, the script more or less spells this all out for you, even changes things from the theater production to reinforce them, like the use of the Bishop instead of Eponine to act as Valjean's herald to the afterlife.
On the other hand, I really enjoyed the high standard of studio production on the songs, despite the odd choice to overlap several characters' lines at several points meaning you have to already know the story to understand exactly what is going on as it happens rather than just figuring it out later, Borat's scenes are all over the place in tone (the Master Of The House number suffers from far too much unnecessary slapstick and a bizarre French accent that of all the cast only SBC seems to possess in random scenes), some of the non-singing dialog is a bit unnecessary, and the "CRUNCH" during Javert's suicide is hilariously OTT, but the cast is generally fantastic, even Crowe, who seems to be getting it in the neck from some quarters, and the Marius actor who has huge lips and high cheekbones so I assume he is a model of some description that we are supposed to hate in our insecure man-ways, but bless his socks he sings his little heart out here and absolutely kills Empty Chairs At Empty Tables by playing and delivering as if he was a PTSD sufferer having a mental breakdown right there on the screen rather than just being momentarily overcome with emotion, and also plays some other less bombastic moments with an odd charisma, like the gormless look the rubbery-faced galoot sports at the start of the scene where Valjean comes clean about his past that slowly goes away as the penny drops that I cannot stop laughing at every time I see it.
I am sounding very negative, but that's just my way - top film.  Dodgy direction, but what can you do?  Directing a musical is essentially directing an action movie - John Woo famously credits his love of musicals for inspiring much of his Hong Kong-era visual innovation - and lord knows, we'll be here all day if I have to start grumbling about how no-one can direct action movies these days.

Monday, 1 June 2009

Random doodle, poor film, hothothot


Doodle: an alternate version of the Fantastic Four comprised of Franklin and Valeria Richards, Molly Hayes and Katie Power. Can't imagine why they'd be the Fantastic Four off the top of my head - maybe the real deal are off in another dimension when trouble arrives on Earth or something - but the basic premise is that each issue would have the characters encountering different heroes from the Marvel universe and eventually punching them in the balls, learning a valuable lesson about trust or friendship along the way.

The doodle came about because I was watching Silent Venom, AKA the film that pointedly isn't called Snakes on a Sub and is all the worserer for it. Luke Perry stumbles around a leftover set while snakes sort of amble around in the background somewhere - it's just not very good: let's leave it at that.
I'm stuck why I thought it would be, or why I watched it in the first place, but it was sweltering today, and I felt suitably guilty being indoors at all.