I said "monthly visitor" and even did the little air quotes - how did you not get that?

Okay, rush job again:

This time, technical issues held up the shop:

Oh, Vista... don't ever change.
No really. I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna buy a Mac when the PC goes so I don't give a toss what you do.

Werewolf Week is just not meant to be, I guess, but I shall see it out.