I've been watching the Big Bang theory and I haven't laughed once - obviously there must be something wong with the tv

I hate drawing mid-80s gothy hair - I can never get it to look right and clearly this is why it looks horrible. There can be no other reason.
If you look closely at what I'm doodling at the moment, you could be forgiven for thinking I'm slipping stealth penis into a kids' comic, but it'll be covered by the speech balloons.
Honest.