Ten minutes early is five minutes late

I should probably be ashamed how much I love Dallas, but here we are.  Complete trash that glorifies rich white folk and their rich white folk problems and infidelities, if you can sit through the story recap - never mind those credits - and still expect The Wire on the other end of it, you deserve everything you get.
But IT HAS MITCH PILEGGI WITH A BEARD, DAMMIT, and I'm only human.