Saturday 30 November 2013

Take it somewhere else, I run a respectable strip club here

I have invented a new game.  It is called Kill Your Liver, and the rules are simple: while watching any CW or ABC teenage programming:
1 - When someone says something expository you take a drink.*
2 - When someone says something that does not sound like something an actual human being would say, you take a drink.
3 - Every time someone says something that makes you think that the scriptwriters are convinced you are a moron you take a drink.
The alcohol-free version where you watch CW/ABC programming completely sober is called Kill Your Brain.

Until Monday, then, I wish a very good weekend to one and all.

* I do not advise trying this with the first episode of Ravenswood - you will be dead within the hour.

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